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Surfing sucks. Don't do it.

You gotta wake up early, put on a cold, soggy wetsuit, and paddle around for an hour just to get burned by a grom and yelled at by their dad.

If you haven't started already, go try golf or pickleball instead.

But if you're foolish paddle out anyway...

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Waterboard Club is for us fools.

Those of us that are obsessed with surfing but don't it or ourselves too seriously.

Whether you were fortunate enough to as a grom or you're grinding it out as an adult learner, the ocean humbles us all.

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We don't care if you've been surfing for 3 months or 30 years.

We don't mind whether you ride shortboards, midlengths, longboards, or foamies.

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Welcome to the club.

Just surf somewhere else <3